franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
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I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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