I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I came so hard my ears popped.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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