you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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