She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
organizing the empties. That sober.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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