I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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