Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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