He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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