I wannas sexs uuuuu
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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