before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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