Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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