Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
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everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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