she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
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We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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