I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
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Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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