Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
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He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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