Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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