would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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