Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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