The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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