Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
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He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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