We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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