whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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