I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
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I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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