You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
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PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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