I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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