Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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