Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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