Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
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I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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