the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
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During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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