I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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