I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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Your cock deserves a montage
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
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