hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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