On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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