I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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