i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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