The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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