Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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