I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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