If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
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Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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