Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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