you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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