In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
ttyl tear gas
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
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Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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