1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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