I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
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I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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