you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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