Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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