Already got asked if we're dating
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
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I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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