I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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