i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
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Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
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I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
the raccoons are back...
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