Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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