I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
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I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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